{"id":5321,"date":"2009-06-01T15:34:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T20:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/?p=5321"},"modified":"2009-06-01T15:34:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T20:34:33","slug":"chuck-vs-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/2009\/chuck-vs-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"CHUCK VS. THE TURKEY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The turkey won.<\/p>\n<p>I had a wedding in Troy on Saturday and then a wedding in Ridgebury on Sunday so I figured it would make more sense to stay at my parents Saturday night. I left the wedding at about 7 on Saturday and headed &#8220;home&#8221;. About 2 miles from my parents house &#8211; a turkey FLEW out of the bushes and right into the grill of the Jeep. I saw a cloud of feathers and heard the THUMP.<\/p>\n<p>WONDERFUL &#8211; I thought! C&#8217;mon life &#8211; give me a break somewhere &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I got to my parents house and noticed that the turkey did more damage than I thought a turkey could do!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5322\" title=\"img_3817\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/img_3817.jpg\" alt=\"img_3817\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5323\" title=\"img_3819\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/img_3819.jpg\" alt=\"img_3819\" width=\"600\" height=\"900\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The paint is all chipped off now &#8211; Jared was very sad!<\/p>\n<p>I have an appt. to get an estimate tomorrow &#8211; when will it end?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The turkey won. I had a wedding in Troy on Saturday and then a wedding in Ridgebury on Sunday so I figured it would make more sense to stay at my parents Saturday night. I left the wedding at about 7 on Saturday and headed &#8220;home&#8221;. About 2 miles from my parents house &#8211; a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5321"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bardenphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}